The thoughts that were thunk and the goings on of my life.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Wheelies!

I've always wanted to know how to do this, and now I do. Ah, the power of the internet to increase our stupidity is endless!

3 comments:

Don Chudair Wriskitt said...

Fine. Knowledge is power; and now you have the power not do risk your life doing something so ignorant. No "thrill" is worth that kind of risk; please don't throw your life away doing something that only morons do (or maybe worse, take a substantial chance of scrambling your brain and becoming an invalid vegetable for years on end). I continue to pray that you will have and exhibit wisdom in your comings and goings (just don't "go" unnecessarily soon)...
P.S.: If I find out you "wheelied", I'll let you know how I REALLY FEEL about this!...In the meantime, I trust you to behave maturely.

Mother said...

Okay, I know you think all I ever do is be worried and harp. I know you are too smart to ever risk doing that no matter how fun it might seem. Take up something safe, and ex-presidential instead like sky diving. Please! Said my the nurse-to-be who spent Thursday in ICU with a foolish motorcycle rider (ask me if he wore a helmet?)!

Auntie Quated Ole Kodger said...

SKYDIVING!! Egads!!! Only if the plane is still parked and sitting upon soft dirt or grass! (or a very large inflatable cushion). Whaddaya tryin' adoo?? Better yet just do it vicariously (wheelies, skydiving, bunge-jumping, train wrestling, croc-kissing, base plunging, swimming with sharks, or whatever form of self-mutilation or sewer-side that an adrenaline rush might ever tempt you with performing), and utilize that high computer nerd score you got a few weeks back, and just do it on-screen!! Never saw a comp-nerd with roadrash, headless, or mangled like a wet pretzel! Please, give us old geezers some peace without worryin' 'bout cha! (And, yes, we DO know how you get a big kick out of yanking our chains!...Someday....Someday...There'll be a little "O" pullin' on yers, too, ya'know!)