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Thursday, November 10, 2005

The More You Know

This morning I learned a very important lesson in life:
Never whack a roach with full force. If you do it's guts will splatter all over you.

I feel disgusting right now.

7 comments:

Amy said...

eww, eww, ewwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Dude, that's gross.

-BVH

Anonymous said...

nope. that's what they created raid for.

also, never stomp on one. if it's a female, her eggs may get stuck to your shoe. then you'll have cockroach eggs on your shoe, and you'll track them everywhere. gross, right?

Anonymous said...

Hey, Gang! Now we all know what to Evans Tucker for Christmas, don't we? Just Don't forget to poke little airholes in the package, and add a bit of poo to sustain them until the big unwrapping!! Appreciate the gift tip E.T.!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Gang! Now we all know what to give Evans Tucker for Christmas, don't we? Just Don't forget to poke little airholes in the package, and add a bit of poo to sustain them until the big unwrapping!! Appreciate the gift tip E.T.!

Anonymous said...

That's why I always cover up scorpions with a napkin or paper towel before pounding them into paste with a large rubber mallet. Plus, it makes clean-up sooooo much easier.

Anonymous said...

It only goes to prove you didn't have a good working knowledge of bugs in your upbringing!!!!

Mom