The thoughts that were thunk and the goings on of my life.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
This one's for Andrea.
3 comments:
Anonymous
said...
A "Vicious Staple" eh? I guess I'd Better lock up my stapler to protect everybody!! Where'd you find this poster, at Wheaton College? You know there might be a grain of truth to this; better check out the product's bran name. Could this be where fiber optics originated from? Actually, it's crummy artwork from an obviously ill-bread artist who kneaded the dough. Come to think of it, wheat has been causing me gastric catastrophies lately...and I thought it was just the Devil's food cake! Thanks for enwhitening us all!!
Everyone is freaking out unnecessarily, the ad clearly states that the evil wheat is only attacking from your "child's cereal bowl". So, all of us who don't have children can rest easy. And those who do, just keep the cereal for yourself and you'll be fine. Or give it to them on a paper towel. Just DON'T put it in your child's bowl, or the devil will appear and hug you.
3 comments:
A "Vicious Staple" eh? I guess I'd Better lock up my stapler to protect everybody!! Where'd you find this poster, at Wheaton College? You know there might be a grain of truth to this; better check out the product's bran name. Could this be where fiber optics originated from? Actually, it's crummy artwork from an obviously ill-bread artist who kneaded the dough. Come to think of it, wheat has been causing me gastric catastrophies lately...and I thought it was just the Devil's food cake! Thanks for enwhitening us all!!
Help! A cereal killer!! Run!!!
Everyone is freaking out unnecessarily, the ad clearly states that the evil wheat is only attacking from your "child's cereal bowl". So, all of us who don't have children can rest easy. And those who do, just keep the cereal for yourself and you'll be fine. Or give it to them on a paper towel. Just DON'T put it in your child's bowl, or the devil will appear and hug you.
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