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Friday, January 13, 2006

Guns Don't Kill People...

Chuck Norris Kills People.

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This is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in quite some time.

I'll give you a sneak peak:
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dood! I thot he was too busy making those fitness workout machine infomercials to have time to do all that other stuff. Way cool, man! Is he gonna run for governor to replace Arnold the governator in Collie-Fornyah? Like, he'd be the only one qualified, right? How 'bout some campaign slogans:
Don't drive a Taurus,
Vote for Chuck Norris!
Hey don't ignore us-
We're votin' Chuck Norris! or:
You're starting to bore us,
So go elect Norris!
I came from Kentucky,
So I support Chucky!.....
Y'know like I'm going right out and print up some tee-shirts; man, they'll sell like ten dollar I-Pods!!
Dood! I'm like SOOO inspired!