tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6664061.post114387108299626845..comments2023-05-18T05:29:40.914-05:00Comments on Life's a Garden...Dig It!: Lessons Learned: Never Get Service Done at the DealershipOtishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13882200488365105086noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6664061.post-1144229096325496472006-04-05T04:24:00.000-05:002006-04-05T04:24:00.000-05:00Yeah...But if you don't get the 30,000 mile (etc.)...Yeah...But if you don't get the 30,000 mile (etc.) check-up done at the dealership, is your warranty then toast? Like A long gone memory? What about all the mechanics you'll be puttin' outta business if you do your own business on your car...Your taxes will go up to pay for their govt. bennies (unemployment, section 8, wic, etc.)...Then again, maybe we need to keep T-Grimey busy, too, so that he doesn't cause trouble...Egads! What a dilemma!! Heck, just take the CapMetro Bus! (Some real romance in taking the girl on a date downtown on the ol' Busseroo!!)...Remember, it's free on all them OZONE ACTION DAYS! Enough bus trips and you can save up and buy a helicopter, and just buzz right over the car dealership!! Then drop a whole bunce of ping-pong balls on the dealer, and print "redeemable for $5,000.00 to the finder at (Dealership's Name Here)...Yeah...That'll fix their wagon alright!!! Ooops! Gotta go, I'm late for my Therapy session, and I can't find my meds, and I lost my bag of marbles, and uh....Why is my radio giving me messages? Ah-Ha! it's the Tri-lateral commission spying on me again! ("Crash!!") Take that you crummy radio!!...Hey, Shut up you TV! I didn't turn you on, Did I? Oh NO, it's happening again! AAHHH! Hey somebody call my shrink, Hurry!...I hear those monsters in my closet...HELP!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6664061.post-1144185469026800632006-04-04T16:17:00.000-05:002006-04-04T16:17:00.000-05:00I did this exact bit of math a few months ago when...I did this exact bit of math a few months ago when I was nearing the 30k mileage on my 6. It was then that I discovered that I don't hate my 6. I hate the dealer. Ever since I decided to do all of my own maintenance, the car has become a pleasure to drive again.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11498420693325229156noreply@blogger.com